Hello, my name is Matt and I'll be your tumblr for the evening. I'm 19, Canadian, and studying cognitive science at Carleton University. Since no one outside the program knows what that means, my two core subjects are linguistics and computer science. I'm also not very good at being brief! But I try to make my walls of text somewhat friendly.

1st September 2011

Chat

Descartes, please do not rise from the grave and murder me

  • Me: I can't help but gaze wistfully at beautiful phones, which must surely be attached to beautiful people.
  • Vael: Likely. As you know, I have an ugly phone, and I am an ugly person. And as you know, people who don't have cell phones don't exist at all.
  • Me: iPhone, therefore I am
  • Vael: Wow.

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