Hello, my name is Matt and I'll be your tumblr for the evening. I'm 19, Canadian, and studying cognitive science at Carleton University. Since no one outside the program knows what that means, my two core subjects are linguistics and computer science. I'm also not very good at being brief! But I try to make my walls of text somewhat friendly.

18th August 2011

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Got a call from the Technology Maintenance Department

  • *phone rings, I rush to grab it in case it's an actual person calling*
  • Telemarketer: "Hello, I am calling from the Technology Maintenance Department regarding your Microsoft Windows PC."
  • Me, about to lie through my teeth: "Oh, I see - actually, we don't own any Windows computers. We're a Linux household."
  • *CLICK*

Tagged: telemarketers


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