Got a call from the Technology Maintenance Department

• *phone rings, I rush to grab it in case it's an actual person calling*
• Telemarketer:"Hello, I am calling from the Technology Maintenance Department regarding your Microsoft Windows PC."
• Me, about to lie through my teeth:"Oh, I see - actually, we don't own any Windows computers. We're a Linux household."
• *CLICK*

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• #telemarketers