Grandmother: We can make macaroni casserole with this sauce here.

Me: Nope, that’s salsa. You’d want to use something more like this.

*I grab a can of spaghetti sauce*

Her: Oh, ok.

*she grabs a handful of raw hamburger with her bare hands, and I know she won’t be washing them*

Me: Actually, I think I’ll microwave one of these things of rice, since I don’t need to save them for work anymore.