Actually, it’s cooler than you might think. Yes, BioWare is anonymously collecting data from you, without your permission or knowledge. But aside from being anonymous, the whole idea is to make Mass Effect 3 better. I doubt anyone will complain about that.
Weird that PC players all wanted to bang Miranda and 360 players all wanted to chill with Grunt. Note that I haven’t played either Mass Effect so this means nothing to me. That’s why I have nothing much to say about it. But it was worth linking.
Oh wait it’s the sunday something! Hey yeah alright one second.
Privates: It’s a game starring condom-wearing things who are specially trained to eliminate STIs and whatnot. What’s not to like?! It’s free, it’ll take you about an hour to play, and you get to see chlamydia as an invisible tentacle monster and shoot anti-herpes ammo at abundant amounts of herpes. Strangely enough, no matter which level you are in, there are swarms of giant sperm… Including a boy’s anus. You also have to deliver a morning-after pill in the form of a nuke inside the womb.
MORNING-AFTER BOMB. IN THE WOMB.
Also cancer of the penis. You don’t want that.