Apparently the AP exam is harder than most of what you’ll see during your entire undergraduate degree. This is wonderful news, because I believe I’m quite prepared for it and will likely keep the good habits I’ve gained forever.

At first they would say it’s a bit tougher than first year university, so of course you’re super worried about second year… And now it comes out that they really make you earn those credits. Wonderful.

Still, I’ll probably refer back to it a lot when I’m writing up a summary of my presentation for Sociology class. Look for that sometime early June or so.

In other news, looks like I’m spending the banquet part (and likely the dance part, too) with women (friends of my friend) and their dates, rather than dudes (friends) and their dates. They may be upset about that, but eh. I also have an excuse not to go to their party and get drunk afterwards, so that’s a bonus.

Well, it seems like the university thing worked out… Not entirely sure yet. I won’t really know until they send me something, a letter, an e-mail, anything, and thus far they haven’t done much of that. Hmm.

Excellent, I’m in!

I’ll post their music later, rather than do another so soon, but I’ll tell the story anyway. I ordered a shirt and a cd from Stand Out Riot, for $20 after shipping. Wednesday, I opened a package from england and found:

  • Their album, Carnival Militia
  • The shirt I ordered
  • A Carnival Militia poster
  • Four stickers
  • Two pins
  • A Carnival Militia bottle opener
  • A hand-written note thanking me for buying their stuff

So lol that was cool. I told a friend about it and he got me to order the same for him. All because one of their friends put their album online. Just goes to show you what the internet is good for.

On a slightly brighter note, I love these guys already. Ok, so, this is a folk metal band named Turisas. This is a cover of the song Rasputin by Boney M. How many ways can I make their awesomeness clear?

First, let’s show you two members of the band.

Ok, so, they have a violin and an accordion in the band. Next, the lyrics.

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/turisas/rasputin.html#1

RA RA RASPUTIN… Russia’s greatest love machine


“This man’s just got to go!” declared his enemies
But the ladies begged “Don’t you try to do it, please”
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms

If those lyrics don’t pique your interest, then you probably don’t want to watch a music video where scantily clad women dance to a song about this wonderful man.

Well shit, fuck, goddamn, bugger me with a bloody spear, etc. All of those wonderful things.

Pay very close attention for a second. I may not be able to go to university next year, at all. Why?

I FORGOT TO HIT THE SUBMIT BUTTON WHEN I ACCEPTED THEIR OFFER

It says acceptance is allowed after the expiry of the offer, and… ok, I think I may have accepted the offer properly this time. I know it calls for caution when you’re determining, potentially, the rest of your life, but seriously?

What kind of a fucking idiot forgets to hit the fucking submit button? Someone too stupid for post-secondary education, I’d say.

Although I have another offer to University of Ottawa, where apparently a girl from my english class is going next year, I don’t really want to go there or do that program. That one expires in two days, but I don’t even know that I’d take it if I had to.

You know what sucks? Bad habits you managed to pick up without ever really noticing or thinking about them. When there’s a lull in the conversation, or the conversation reminded me of something, I’ll announce how people ought to feel about what I’m about to say. Usually in the form of “it was x… last night I was reading/watching/talking to/etc.” or whatever the case may be. If it’s funny, I’ll say “oh, yeah, it was kinda funny… last night I was…” If it’s something interesting I read, like this here article about how to properly praise your children, I’ll say “it was interesting, I was reading this article about…” It was only when I said exactly that during a “group discussion” we were having in english that I realized that a) I do it all the time and b) it makes absolutely no sense except as a way to let everyone know I’m about to speak.

        So, if I can keep that in mind, I’ll stop doing it. Hopefully. I don’t hesitate too much when I speak anymore, so hopefully I can keep weeding out things like that when I pay attention to them.

        As far as today’s english class goes, it was pretty cool. We put the desks in a circle again (which makes it hard for me to stare aimlessly at things because there are people in every direction, but it’s still cool I guess because usually you just sit in your rows and the teachers stand up front and talk) and discussed what we were doing next year and why. I guess there are school-specific scholarships and stuff she had to recommend us for, which is awesome on its own. The best part was that afterwards, we got her to guess what she thought we’d all be doing by our ten year reunion. Some of the chatty girls were a bit pissed that she was vague with their predictions (yeah, I think Jill would make a good teacher… or teacher-y thing) but screw them. I couldn’t stand up and pick out a career for everyone in the class, and neither could they.

        She said I’d be the smart guy behind the scenes who writes the speeches for the prime minister. Who knows? I’ve considered it once or twice, because I can convince people and sound smart if I want to, but politics is a miserable career and I’d hate doing it. It’d be “easy” to get some kind of government intern job in Ottawa though, and likely that’s what I’m going to be doing during the summers because apparently relaxing for two months is wrong.

        If I were going to go for a career I might not enjoy, I’d likely go for math/science something anyway. At least I enjoy figuring out interesting physics/math problems, as much as I hate sitting down to do twenty of them for homework. It’s not even that I can’t cut it doing hardcore science/math. I learn the stuff by heart and then lose 20% on stupid mistakes. I could find the perfect balance between Earth’s gravity and the Moon’s gravity with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back, but on a test/exam I can’t seem to remember to, say, square the period or write the resistance for Resistor #5 in the #5 box. Then again, my marks in calculus are awesome, and my teacher for that class is a great guy. Our physics teacher, on the other hand…

I know it hasn’t been very long since my last music post, but To Walk Among Them by Hacride is too big to upload to tumblr, so it’s alright! Right? I had planned on making a post about them based on what I’d heard, but I just finished listening to this fifteen minute song of theirs that DOESN’T have eight minutes of silence in the middle, and I liked it, so now I’m posting it. The thing is that this isn’t Dream Theater or some progressive metal band, the kind of guys you’d expect a fifteen minute song from. They’re a metal band, and I enjoy them the same way I enjoy Lamb of God, and so without further ado, here’s To Walk Among Them on youtube in two parts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3byW_8gYzk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJ4d551YLM&feature=watch_response

The lyrics aren’t amazing and out of this world, but the entire album’s lyrics are pretty good and worth contemplating, so here they are:

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/hacride/lazarus.html#1

After finishing Wake in three days and ordering its sequel, I’m back to Synthetic Worlds again. At least until Watch gets here. Let me summarize, once again: this is an amazing book, and I’d love to see Synthetic Worlds 2.0. If you have ever in your life used the internet for social interaction, played a video game, been interested in economics, sociology, psychology, technology, or even if you’ve done NONE of those things, you will enjoy this book. Seriously, this is some intense delving into the subject of MMOs.

        Here’s the amazing thing about Synthetic Worlds: it was written when WoW only had five hundred thousand subscribers. The global total of MMO players was ten million, less than the estimate thrown around by those WoW ads! This is six years ago, people. Two-thousand-and-four. I haven’t gotten to the part where he talks about the future yet, but I can guarantee some of the stuff he predicts has come to pass.

        Here’s another thing: it was written before the Wii was called the Revolution, when gaming was something mainstream but not necessarily a household activity. Digital distribution was only beginning to pick up Steam (oh, come on, there was no way I could resist that) and the average person likely didn’t play video games on any kind of regular basis. Maybe some… oh, wow, this is even before Guitar Hero. Maybe they might have played some Mario Kart, some Mario Party? I mean, we’re talking your grandmother and her dog here.

        There’s a lot of data in there just to say that no, people playing MMOs aren’t sweaty teenage nerds living in their mom’s basement, many of them ARE the fathers/moms of regular kids. The average age was, off the top of my head, something like 29? Many were married, most had good jobs. The results were divided between those who considered themselves “residents” of their chosen game, and that they “visited” Earth much the same way a casual player would “visit” Azeroth or Norrath. Many considered themselves to be addicted, but there was surprisingly little difference between the two groups in terms of time spent playing. The author questions whether “playing those silly video games” more than other people counts as an addiction by default, and suggests that addictions are the things that have a negative effect on our life when we aren’t doing them, such as drinking or drugs.

        He also gets into why exactly someone would get deeply involved with these games at all. Why would you want to live on Earth, where you’ve got a crappy office job and will never amount to anything? Why not live in Azeroth, where you’re the leader of a guild and everyone loves you? There’s a bit of psychology thrown in there, too, about how we get immersed and how it’s actually harder to suspend our belief when we play an MMO than it is to suspend our DISbelief. When there are 50 people around you, equally involved in slaying some giant dragon, it’s hard to step back and go “no wait, this dragon is a worthless pile of code and actually means nothing because it doesn’t really exist.”

        The idea of emotional immersion rather than physical immersion isn’t exactly new, but this gets into WHY your brain wants to believe you can cast Magic Missile rather than “waaah this game had no immersion” or “blah blah the characters were so realistic and I was so immersed and I cried blah blah blah” crap. There’s a history of virtual reality, the goggles and giant suit and no fun kind, compared to the fun, interesting, made to be enjoyable rather than a tech demo kind of synthetic realities engineered specifically for the benefit of the player.

        Wake had interesting ideas and it was really cool and awesome to read, but that was a novel. Synthetic Worlds is 300-something pages of statistics and sciencey examination of things that are likely near and dear to you, and in a word, it is wonderful.

That there is Blown Away by Dawn of Destiny, from their 2009 album, Human Fragility.

http://www.songlyrics.com/dawn-of-destiny/blown-away-lyrics/

I was going to post some lyrics from the new Dark Tranquillity album, and I had the post typed up before deciding to post this. But then I cut it, went to make a music post, and copied that url before pasting the lyrics I had copied. Oh well.

Weird that these guys aren’t on Darklyrics at all. I also don’t really love the lyrics to any of their songs, but I listened to this song and loved it, so there it is. It seems like every single one of their songs is about heaven/angels, but I haven’t found awesome lyrics that match an awesome song yet. I hate opening a dozen tabs to get song lyrics, so I haven’t read all their lyrics like I might have on Darklyrics, but meh. Post is done.

I’ll add the comment I liked from the editorials section of today’s newspaper tomorrow afternoon or something, but for now, a handful of links:

Muslims, Christians Challenge Ontario’s More Explicit Sex-Ed

McGuinty Backs Down On Frank Sex-Ed

Sex Curriculum Is About Tolerance, Not Mechanics

Kids, Let’s Talk About Sex A Lot

        First of all: bluh I could never be a parent, not until they give out degrees for parenting, and honestly I think a six-year undergrad + masters program requirement for having kids might solve a lot of our problems

        Second of all, kids with access to computers (i.e. nearly all of them) can easily find porn and information about sex online long before they’re even physically interested in it. I know I did, because all the cool kids online were doing it, although they were old enough to have sex drives. I did spend a lot more time online than the average kid would, so of course I had more opportunity to do it, but even still it’s not exactly difficult.

        When kids already have access to things infinitely more “damaging” than proper education about tolerance and safe sex - there are enough guys as it is who expect sex to be like porn - I don’t see why any logical human being would object to this. Of course, it isn’t the logical ones who got the curriculum pulled, but they’re being harmed by the influence of an incredibly vocal and incredibly biased part of the population, and that’s a shame.

“Teaching a 9-year old that gender identity comes naturally will save future ostracism, angst, bullying, and self-hate. Teaching a 12-year old about masturbation and intercourse will help clear taboos and misinformation associated with those forbidden unknowns.

As a family physician, I am faced daily with a plethora of fears and disastrous events emanating from ignorance, religious, and sanctioned practices. The gamut runs from forced marriages to imported cousins, female circumcision, premature ejaculation, total fear of any sexual practice and guilt-ridden obsessive thoughts. These are manifested by generalized anxiety disorders, depression and suicidal tendencies.

Parents should have the responsibility to educate children about sexual matters, but let’s be honest, how many do? Is it still healthy to have "educated” young men and women believing that each time they masturbate, they’re violating their religion and depleting their “reserves” so any slip is followed by the worst self-hate and guilt? Some parents and religious leaders still teach that semen comes from the spinal cord.

Proper nomenclature and removing taboos shouldn’t affect childhood innocence. Six-year-olds will still learn how to tie their shoes and play with Barbies, but they will know they have a penis instead of a wee-wee and a vagina instead of a coochie.“

"Is it ironic that the religious right is fighting hard to prevent sexual orientation education in the public system, since the entire purpose of public education is the prevention of unscientific policy. Despite overwhelming expert opinion that gay kids begin displaying gender variance years before puberty - I was 4 - and that attempts to eradicate undesirable orientations can lead to catastrophic harm for developing adolescents, many religious communities still insist such feelings can be "corrected.”

Yet, schools still teach lesbian, gay, bisexual/pansexual, and transgender (LGBT) issues only in the context of sex-ed programming, thereby reinforcing the widespread myth that being gay is only about sexual taste.

Religious conservatives’ right to restrict their children’s acces to medical opinion is no more of a “family value” than my parents’ right to protect my safety. Where were religious conservatives’ “family values” when their kids were beating me up?“